There not big and there not clever

Tell us about your points, fines etc (don't bother with dwi cause there just not funny)

3pts SP20 breaking the speed limit in the type of vehicle. I was going a mighty 3mph over the limit in a 44tonner. It makes me laugh I was pulled over in Wales the day of the Charity shield on my way to Cardiff doing 108mph and got off because they could n't get a reading. The Welsh boys in blue did give chase and caught up with me on the A40, M4 roundabout pulled me over and tried to trick me into telling them who fast I was going. "excuse me boyo we know how fast you where going but we'd like you to tell us and we'll go easy on you.....Baaaa" Bdd was not falling for Daviff Skywalkers game spoke to him like the obvious sheep shagging leek licker he was and they had to let me go. when I got on the M4 they followed me for miles with me doing 62 mph just to piss them off......fucking rozzers

3pts Got the while i was on my bike. Id just come off a good blast around the country at national speed limit (60mph) feeling in top mood. Got back onto the A roads and a 40mph speed limit. Only i didnt really slow. I went blatting past a pub, and there was a lovely copper just happening to be pulling off the car park.

I thought id gotten away with it, but at the next island he pulled me over and gave me a nice cheery condescending speech on how to ride a bike. I really enjoyed that as you can imagine.

On the way home, i was waiting at some traffic lights, only to have another copper pull up alongside, this time on a policebike. I could see him signalling me, and i thought "what the fuck have i done now" Turns out he just wanted to compliment me on my bike. Why couldnt i have had him pull me over instead?!?!

As BDD said... Fucking Rozzers!!!

3pts and a £60 fine SP30. Was driving home from Glasgow and there was temporary roads works and single file traffic on the opposite side of the road, near Coatbridge. Even though there was huge concrete blockers inbetween carriageways both sides were reduced to 40mph. I was lucky i was slowed down by the car infront and got caught at 54mph `cos if that car wasnt infront of me i would`v probably been doin 80 or more and might have been given more points and lost my license as i had only been driving for 4 months. Good thing is though those points will be removed from my license in 20 days (30th Jan)

There's no point system here. We're getin penaltys and losin our driver licences
I was on highway crusin too fast to get to my friends 130km/h limit. But the speed gauge was showin 185km/h hehe then i realized there is cop on the way waveing at me. It was strange cop standin on highway??? :then i realized im 2kms off the highway so there was speedlimit 70km/h i was talkin with him for 45mins. At the end it costs me about 350$ but i didnt loose license And what i learned from that? Corruption is sweeeeeet thing