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Someone Keyed my baby

Starter: PeePooBum Posted: 19 years ago Views: 1.5K
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#1798825
Lvl 14
The other day someone keyed my new car. They took thier time with it, getting every panel on the drivers side and stabbing it a few times. Like who does that anymore? Anyways, it seems to be a totally random act which makes it all the more aggravating. Couldn't have happened at a worse time as I am on a seasonal lay-off from work, so I'm gonna have to drive it around like this for a couple of months until I can get the money for a paint job. Anyone else have something like this happen to thier ride? Something so disheartening you almost want to take the bus? Please post any stories and/or pics you might have.
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#1798826
Lvl 14
#1798827
Lvl 6
shitty deal bro
i know the feeling
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#1798828
Man, that sucks. =/
I hope that guys who did this will get what they deserve.
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#1798829
Lvl 16
Damn, I'm sorry man. Why the fuck do people do that crap to cars?

I always have this bad feeling someone is going to do that to my new ride so I try to park in well lit areas.
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#1798830
fucking hell bro!!

i know the feeling, some cunts did that a Honda Prelude V-tir i had...loved that car to death!!
some panel beater cunt up the road from my work did it...caught it on camera too. He came one night i was working late, came specifically for my car the cunt...

so when i saw it, i went to his business on a saturday night, through about 5 bricks through his windows..took his mail box, and and put honey on his door step and fish oil on his door knobs.

Then went to the police, showed them the surveilance tapes and got my car totally resprayed for free..



thats fucked about your ride man....no insurance???
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#1798831
Lvl 16
That reminds me of a scene from Pulp Fiction, when Vincent Vega goes to score some heroin


Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.
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#1798832
Lvl 21
See, that's why people need to be shot. Stupid shit like that.


Even tho my truck already has scratches on it, and the paint is chipped, I'd still fill somebody fulla lead for one fucking key mark.
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#1798833
Lvl 9
daamn man what the hell is wrong with people
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#1798834
Lvl 7
back in the day some guy keyed the top of my dads trunk were we lived... never found who did it but left a nasty mark and really pissed of fmy dad...

moral: a mans automobile is like his penis both very dear, and both have main input in where this man will b heading at any given day
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#1798835
Lvl 9
it's called "fuck you douche, you spent too much time on your car"
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#1798836
Lvl 9
(i dont condone it btw)
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#1798837
Lvl 12
the only person ignorant enough to key another person's car isnt able to afford the possession he had damaged...its simply pathetic, and if i ever caught someone doing it to my vehicle or someone elses id probably snap their fucking neck
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#1798838
Lvl 23
Damn dude, that sucks. Are you sure you didn't piss somebody off??


Not that it's any excuse.
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#1798839
Lvl 11
Karma will prevail.
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#1798840
Lvl 14
Quote:
Originally posted by dickiedildeaux

it's called "fuck you douche, you spent too much time on your car"


Not likely. As I'm not working and its the middle of winter its was dirty as sin. I'm not the kind of guy to spend hours washing and waxing my ride. I mean it is a nice car, fully loaded with leather and the like, but common man its a Hyundai. A stock one at that.

To answer everyone else, I was parked under a light in front of the cineplex here in town. I was informed by the apatheic 16yr old manager that they "have never had cameras in the parking lot, only in the building." To which I responded maybe you should get some, just incase someone ever gets raped out there and decides to sue you. I racked my brain trying to think of someone I might have pissed off, but to no avail. I wish I had an enemy, cuz right now he'd be suffering from a severe case of baseballbatinthekneecapitis. I think this was either a punk kid or a spiteful woman mistaking my car for some other dudes. On the bright side, when I do finally have the cash to cover my deductable, all the other little dings on the doors will dissapear along with the scratches.
Thanks for all your encouragement. Except you dickiedildeaux, your a tool.
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#1798841
Lvl 14
I feel for you bro. Some twat did mine while in the garage forecourt waiting repair. Personally a law should be passed that allows 5000 volts to be generated around your car when parked. Any pillock that touches it gets fried to the spot, or at least cuases ther balls to swell to the size of water melons making them easy to spot. In the case of females, their pussy lips should swell so far as to be worn a moccasins by the assailent.

grrr
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#1798842
Lvl 7
The BBC's Jeremy Vine witnesses a demonstration of the "blaster"
A blaster, flame-thrower operated by a foot pedal inside the car, blasts a jet of fire at a would-be hijacker.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/232777.stm
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#1798843
Lvl 32
sorry to see hear mate,i hope u get him badly
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#1798844
Lvl 12
ive been told its always the women that key cars, pissed at a guy for some stupid fucking reason
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