http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/955440445.html
FATHERTIME 15 years ago
Since the economy is in the tank and no one has any money to buy my car, I've decided that I'll trade my car for a position as a US Senator. My car is bleepin valuable and I'm not just going to give it away though. If you really wanted to buy my car you could probably apply for federal money. Maybe you can get a few billion from the TARP fund. Call Washington and see if you can get on the bail out list. Explain to the politicians how I need to buy a Z06 but I need to sell my Pantera first. I might also be willing to trade my car to someone who could get my Chicago Tribune put back to the way it was before the it was screwed up a few months ago. I would want a piece of Wrigley Field though since it looks like were buying that too. Maybe someone could contact senate candidate #5 since he'll have a spare half a million bucks in his pocket after Saturday night's fundraiser that really isn't the down payment money to buy a Senate seat. I guess I would take $30,000 if someone really had money to spend on a 35 year old sportscar that's really cool. You could take your 401k money but that's probably already shot too. E mail me for more info on the car or more pictures. Be sure to send your e mail address so I know where to send them.
BWT 15 years ago
I had a laugh at it ... and I thought it was quite ironic that the line - it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests- was there considering the current goings on in the Illinois state politics scene