complaint #2

"There i was tied up to her bed, I had motor smeared all over my body. She came in the bedroom with a pair of saddles and a set of jumper cables*

of course i liked the rose.


i suppose ill get back on topic with a little update.


so my brother decides its a good idea if he sends me up to the store by myself, in the jeep. i told him there was no way i could do it, but he INSISTED (im sure more for sport, and lazyness). fortunately i didnt hit anyone and theres a way you can go where you avoid any main roads, its really close. i only killed it once and that was in the parking lot, i had these 2 guys laughing at me... and of course one of them called out with a joke offering to teach me how to drive a stick.

besides that i did pretty well.

yeah, i dont know how to drive stick either so dont feel bad...i didnt get my licence till i was 18 either and its been suspended since about 8 months after that...lol

see, no matter where yiou go, as long as a woman drive a manual car, there will always be some dude there to make that joke

:: sees FeFe using the hose to wash away the blood from the tires and the front grill ::

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Originally posted by Kanzen

:: sees FeFe using the hose to wash away the blood from the tires and the front grill ::

those poor kids never saw what hit them

then again it'll teach those little bastards (now ex-little bastards) to play in the sidewalk

RBF - so glad you agree.

:: stares at FeFe's high beams ::

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Originally posted by Kanzen

:: stares at FeFe's high beams ::

that is one i had totally not thought of

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

RBF - so glad you agree.

some people have common sense, some learn the hard way

everyone knows get the fuck off the road, sidewalk, front lawns, medians, store fronts, and really any conceivable place to be hit when a woman hits the road

WHEN A WOMAN HITS THE ROAD?! thats it, dont ever post in the lounge again.

damn, even i'm smart enough not to make that joke, and i'm pretty damned dense when i put my mind to it

oh fefe surely ye know i jest for just that exact reaction

Run RBF. Once I made a joke about women not being able to lower the toilet seat on their own, and she kicked me so hard in the nuts I had to use a colostomy bag for a month.

RBF- come give me a little tongue and ill forget about it

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

RBF- come give me a little tongue and ill forget about it

jesus and here when i work for it i can't get shit...this is why i hate the world

dont go that easy on him, plus its not his turn


*gives fefe some tongue*

damn scrump cuttin line and sneakin in front of ya..you can't see the fucker comin, he's only 2 inches big

haha TURN?!


theres no line. wtf