Zombies!

For all you zombie no0bs out there, here are the guidelines to watch out for.

you for got dented ballsack

and all the above would describe me in the morning before coffee

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Originally posted by tequila64

you for got dented ballsack

and all the above would describe me in the morning before coffee

I keep telling ya that the ballsack doesn't do shit to them! They can run after you while on fire and not give a fuck... so you think that the ballsack is gonna slow them down ? Wrong my friend, that just gives them a chance to rip your throat wide open!

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Originally posted by thechosen29

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I keep telling ya that the ballsack doesn't do shit to them! They can run after you while on fire and not give a fuck... so you think that the ballsack is gonna slow them down ? Wrong my friend, that just gives them a chance to rip your throat wide open!

I think the ballsack thing was for Canadian zombies!?

so your saying some thing like this just will not work
even if it dont im willing to give it a try

This is all you can do in an event of a zombie apocalipse

ok ok im good with all that

but would it not be fun to kick them in the ballsack and then set there balls on fire ?

you know kinda play with them a little. hell they cant be that bad i think it would be like wrestling with my cousin EBB

I recommend 00 buckshot to the head...zombie dead

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Originally posted by tequila64

ok ok im good with all that

but would it not be fun to kick them in the ballsack and then set there balls on fire ?

you know kinda play with them a little. hell they cant be that bad i think it would be like wrestling with my cousin EBB

Have it your way Tequila, Just keep in mind that they probably wont stand there and look at you while your on your knees playing with their nuts.
Zombies are no jokes, ya see one, fuck'm up before he gets you.

yea i did invest in one of these

This is what I have over my fireplace. Come get some zombie whores!!!!

well you be able to see witch one i seen here in Texas if they make to Canada due to there ballsack having dent.

and some may have there balls in there hand and on fire

but don't fuck up the ones with moonshine in there hand they are making a delivery for me

and know that they this close i'm sporting one of these

damn dude... does that still work? and if so... zombie picante!

OH crap... what if the Canadian zombie in question DOESN'T have a ballsack!?

Well Orion in that case you still have a few amusing options offered to you.
If your a wuss and prefer not to take them head on, my option to you would be to go for the long range attacks using a rifle or standart handgun (notice that accuracy is needed). Just aim for the head and let her rip.

For those who are like me and prefer to have a little fun while clensing the earth from the zombie menace, you'd much prefer the hand to hand or close range combat. In order to have a sucessful close range combat you'll need to folowing items.
1- Brassknuckle
2- a sharp sword (preferably a katana).

The technique is quite simple, zone in on the targeted zombie and once your within 2 meters of the target use your brassknukle and slam'm one right between the eyes, the effect is immediate, while the zombie is wondering what the fuck just happend.... be creative and don't finish him off right away. You might want to start by slicing off his arms (This is my personal favorite since i get lolz from seing the fucker trying to get to me without any arms). So play around with'm and tease the shit out of'm.
Once your fun is done or once his buddys close in on you to teach you a lesson, just give your target a swift sword strike to the throat. The dismemberment will terminate your target and you can move on to the next poor sucker.

Now you must know that close range zombie combat is dangerous since the zombie WILL try to grope you.... yes I said grope, because zombies get a kick from groping your ballsack of tities depending on what gender your are. If your a guy and are fat and have fat tities you MUST use extreme caution, since zombies will defenetly get a hardon from the fact that they can grope your balls and tities at the same time. SO for those of you who fit this description I suggest you use the long rage option, cause there ain't nothing fun from getting assraped by zombies before they turn you into one of their own.

I hope this bit of information was usefull.
Good Hunting!

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We had a Zombie attack many years ago here in Downunder. I came out okay, but as u can see my wife didn't fare too well!

so how did you and wifey survive ? ballsack kicking or head shot ?

and where is the ballsack on an aussie zombie...

This thread was a good read...Lots of neat zombie stuff..

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http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/3408923/1/10


http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4337152/1/10



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