Zombies!

I used to think that zombies were isolated to countries like Haiti and what not... but I see that they are migrating north like the "killer bees"!

They have gotten to Austin... getting close to me... better start checking my stockpile of ammo and food supplies... I would encourage you to do the same!

and just where around Austin do you live sir ?

Well north of Austin... but, from what I know of zombies... they may be slow (unless these are the "28 Days Later" type), but they are steady!

i saw that on the news. "killer bees"...what a crock of media hype.

Az

temple for me sir on 36 just east of temple a little town called pettiebone sir just before cameron

and as far as killer bees yes they are here have seen them my self

but have not seen zombies yet but I'll keep a eye out for them

Its gonna take a while until they arrive up here... and when they arrive their asses would be frozen

zombies dont freeze
do they?

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Originally posted by tequila64

zombies dont freeze
do they?

Well
that's a good question.....
I'm gonna need to find someone from Haiti, and ask :P

hang on i have Haiti on the hot line now stand by

ok i got it from the source zombies do not freeze but you can kick them in the ball sack (man that is a funny word) that will make them fall for a short time to make a good run for it

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Originally posted by tequila64

ok i got it from the source zombies do not freeze but you can kick them in the ball sack (man that is a funny word) that will make them fall for a short time to make a good run for it

!!!!
Thks!! That's what I'm gonna do when they get here

We get shitloads of zombie attacks up here in canada! And I know for a fact that winter does not stop them.

All it does is make it funny to see them slip on ice and having a hard time getting back up. And on that note thats how I waste them, I just wait untill they slip on the ice and while their face are in the snow I just whack their heads off with my trusty shovel.

im telling you hit the ballsack

What the fuck... Canadian Zombies!????

I googled Canadian Zombies... and damn if there weren't some entries; thankfully, all I saw were entries for a movie called, "Canadian Zombie"... and a rather tasty sounding drink!

get out really

Really!

Movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0327545/

Drink http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2664.html

Going to add that movie to my Netflix queue! Gotta see how to kill Canadian zombies, you know, just in case they are different than other zombies!

well im think watch the movie while drink that drink and then get up and go out side and kick them in the ballsack

(im sorry but every time i say that i giggle that is a funny word you dont believe try to say it three time real fast with out at least grinning)

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Originally posted by Orion2k

Really!

Movie[ Link ]

Drink[ Link ]

Going to add that movie to my Netflix queue! Gotta see how to kill Canadian zombies, you know, just in case they are different than other zombies!

Tequila told us what to do!
Just hit the ballsack
And the idea of thechosen29 is pretty good too

For Canadian zombies... hitting the ballsack it is!

but what about Texas zombies!?

OH, and Tequila... I am north of the Red River (don't hold it against me)... I know its a ways... but I was just trying to warn others! If they are in Austin... they will be close to you then! Been through there on my way to College Station!

lived in collage station for 19 years lots of babes there my friend

now as far as the Texas zombies i think ill try to give them moonshine to slow them down

and then kick them in the ball sack and don't worry ill send some a little north for you my friend