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Why men don't write advise columns

Starter: [Deleted] Posted: 16 years ago Views: 153
#4003671
Dear Walter,


I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. W hen I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.


I hope this helps, Walter
#4003672
Lvl 26
He forgets that it could also potentially be the alternator or its voltage regulator are failing.
#4003673
Lvl 29
Could be just a clogged fuel filter too.
#4003674
Like she could remember all those things! Come on guys Sheila just figured out where the 710 cap goes.
#4003675
Lvl 26
Quote:
Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Could be just a clogged fuel filter too.


Clogged fuel filters tend to cause engine shudder early in car startup, or start up slowly just to die out quickly after.
#4003676
Lvl 24
Or carma for the fact that she doesn't please her man properly.









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#4003677
Lvl 29
Quote:
Originally posted by ev1l0ne

Like she could remember all those things! Come on guys Sheila just figured out where the 710 cap goes.



Yes, but they are tricky little bastards!!