Quote:
Originally posted by waywardson
how about frankfurt
Well done Waywardson ! I am getting out of here fast as i have just heard that they found the turd i left in Diz-x's drawer and he is furious..
Clue 1: Clocks, Mountains & Snow
- Goto:
- Go
Punnani 17 years ago
Well done Waywardson ! I am getting out of here fast as i have just heard that they found the turd i left in Diz-x's drawer and he is furious..
Clue 1: Clocks, Mountains & Snow
sookyjumps 17 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by waywardson
duh Switzerland
AHH that's what I meant.
Vesuvius 17 years ago
Well, that was strange. When I posted I could only see until the sausage stuff. Weird...
Punnani 17 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by waywardson
duh Switzerland
You must be following me around as you are correct !.... I was hoping that Diz would not find the turd for a few weeks as the smell would have been overpowering
Clue 1: This place sounds abit like a member of the "Big Cat Family" and is in a country where the men wear Onions around their necks
Find me now as i will be going into hiding until this time tomorrow as i have to spend some money using the WBW credit card.
Punnani 17 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by waywardson
lion or lyon france
Well done ! Thats 2 of you that found me... This will be my resting place for tonight and i will be "Back on The Run" tomorrow at the same time ..
Clue 1: I am between Germany & Belaruse and in the capital city where they have good Vodka
Punnani has now gone back into hiding.... Ssshh
waywardson 17 years ago
I live in southern Missouri usa and close to me there is a little town called Warsaw,, huh,, coincidence,, MMMM honey flavored vodka
Punnani 17 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by waywardson
I live in southern Missouri usa and close to me there is a little town called Warsaw,, huh,, coincidence,, MMMM honey flavored vodka
You win again ! Warsaw, Poland.
I will sleep in the airport tonight and start again tomorrow
Vesuvius 17 years ago
Fortunately for you I'm very keen on getting my beauty sleep so I'll begin to chase you tomorrow again. 
DEMO 17 years ago
I will be hiring mercenaries to repay you for the evil crimes that you have committed against me, I do hope you are a swift and agile traveler 
mrdorkbutt 17 years ago
I will be at work tomorrow and not able to play, but I preemptively want to say, you'll end up in Helsinki at some point....and I'll be there waiting.
Now, onto my promised story:
The airport near Amsterdam is called Schipol (sp?) and it actually is a fairly nice airport with a train station beneath it. its also 15 metres below sea level. Anyhoo, I was there in late August for a conference out in the country at the Unversity of Twente in Enschede. I spent a few nights in Amsterdam when I first arrived, not doing anything that would be considered illegal in my country (I swear :-)).
I decided it would be easiest for me to return to Amsterdam on my final evening so it would be a short ride to the airport the next morning.
Unfortunately it was some sort of big boating event and all of the good hotels were booked. I was stuck in hot dank upper floor of a 300 year old shit hole with a shared bathroom and little ventilation. I basically didn't sleep and the next morning I'm sure I looked like hell when I got to him....the security guard with the cold thumbs.
In the United States, when you go through a metal detector at the airport, you are supposed to show them your boarding pass. As I walked through this airport, I held up my pass to the security dude and he responded, "I don't need to see that" at which point he grabbed my arm and began to frisk me.
It was the most...intimate(?) frisking I've ever received in my life. He grabbed my cock twice -- slong with both butt cheeks. The finale was when he took his thumbs and tucked them into the wasteband of my jeans. These happened to be rather low-rise jeans and his thumbs....entered my garden. I don't recall even if he had gloves on, but I promise you his fingers danced in my pubes for those merry moments.
I was surprised by this and I made a small comment. I wasn't disrespectful. I didn't fight him. I just said something to the equivalent of: "Hey, whoa." I was surprised. He never said, "stand there I need to check," he just grabbed and frisked me and now he was within striking distance of all that I hold dear.
Once the basically sexual assault was finished, he stands up, looks at me and says, "who were talking to?"
I begin to get nervous and I say, "no one."
"I heard you talking," he continues, "who were you talking to?"
"No one," I continued. "I was just...I was just talking to myself."
"Do you always talk to yourself?" he asked. "Why are you so nervous?"
"I was..you know...I was a little surprised...and I just...it was nothing."
"Sir," he said, "please come with me."
And I was taken aside. All of my belongings were checked, my gifts for family and friends examined...my delft Christmas ornaments unwrapped (Wife and I like Christmas, fuck you all). Maybe large and armed people started folding their arms, while supervisors in suits made calls on their cell phones. They ran my passport number repeated. They asked to review any of my itineraries so they could account for my whereabouts. My new boyfriend who started this mess, just stared at me from the distance...probably wishing they'd find something so he could do the body cavity.
Finally, one of the managers said he'd walk with me to my gate. As we walked he made small talk...about my local sports teams...about how I enjoyed the Netherlands. Finally, when we were far enough away, he asked what happened back there. I told him I was tired and I was surprised. I told him how I wasn't informed I was going to be check and I it startled me. I didn't disrespect the guard. I didn't resist. I just didn't understand what was happening.
As we arrived at my gate, he said he understood. He said he'd pass my story along to that guard. He wished me a safe trip home. He also said if I left the gate area even for a second, he'd have my ass arrested.
That is how I left the Netherlands.
(I hope you found that amusing)
Now, onto my promised story:
The airport near Amsterdam is called Schipol (sp?) and it actually is a fairly nice airport with a train station beneath it. its also 15 metres below sea level. Anyhoo, I was there in late August for a conference out in the country at the Unversity of Twente in Enschede. I spent a few nights in Amsterdam when I first arrived, not doing anything that would be considered illegal in my country (I swear :-)).
I decided it would be easiest for me to return to Amsterdam on my final evening so it would be a short ride to the airport the next morning.
Unfortunately it was some sort of big boating event and all of the good hotels were booked. I was stuck in hot dank upper floor of a 300 year old shit hole with a shared bathroom and little ventilation. I basically didn't sleep and the next morning I'm sure I looked like hell when I got to him....the security guard with the cold thumbs.
In the United States, when you go through a metal detector at the airport, you are supposed to show them your boarding pass. As I walked through this airport, I held up my pass to the security dude and he responded, "I don't need to see that" at which point he grabbed my arm and began to frisk me.
It was the most...intimate(?) frisking I've ever received in my life. He grabbed my cock twice -- slong with both butt cheeks. The finale was when he took his thumbs and tucked them into the wasteband of my jeans. These happened to be rather low-rise jeans and his thumbs....entered my garden. I don't recall even if he had gloves on, but I promise you his fingers danced in my pubes for those merry moments.
I was surprised by this and I made a small comment. I wasn't disrespectful. I didn't fight him. I just said something to the equivalent of: "Hey, whoa." I was surprised. He never said, "stand there I need to check," he just grabbed and frisked me and now he was within striking distance of all that I hold dear.
Once the basically sexual assault was finished, he stands up, looks at me and says, "who were talking to?"
I begin to get nervous and I say, "no one."
"I heard you talking," he continues, "who were you talking to?"
"No one," I continued. "I was just...I was just talking to myself."
"Do you always talk to yourself?" he asked. "Why are you so nervous?"
"I was..you know...I was a little surprised...and I just...it was nothing."
"Sir," he said, "please come with me."
And I was taken aside. All of my belongings were checked, my gifts for family and friends examined...my delft Christmas ornaments unwrapped (Wife and I like Christmas, fuck you all). Maybe large and armed people started folding their arms, while supervisors in suits made calls on their cell phones. They ran my passport number repeated. They asked to review any of my itineraries so they could account for my whereabouts. My new boyfriend who started this mess, just stared at me from the distance...probably wishing they'd find something so he could do the body cavity.
Finally, one of the managers said he'd walk with me to my gate. As we walked he made small talk...about my local sports teams...about how I enjoyed the Netherlands. Finally, when we were far enough away, he asked what happened back there. I told him I was tired and I was surprised. I told him how I wasn't informed I was going to be check and I it startled me. I didn't disrespect the guard. I didn't resist. I just didn't understand what was happening.
As we arrived at my gate, he said he understood. He said he'd pass my story along to that guard. He wished me a safe trip home. He also said if I left the gate area even for a second, he'd have my ass arrested.
That is how I left the Netherlands.
(I hope you found that amusing)
DEMO 17 years ago
It does sound amusing, merely because it happened to you and not me 
mrdorkbutt 17 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Demonicmale
It does sound amusing, merely because it happened to you and not me
As long as it gets a laugh I guess.
DEMO 17 years ago
I can only assume at this time that Punnani is getting his visa and passport together to try to elude capture...
Where will he go and who will be waiting for him, we will see I guess
Where will he go and who will be waiting for him, we will see I guess
Punnani 17 years ago
Well people, I'm back on the run again as Vesuvius, Demonic & FeFe were seen at the airport last night and they looked really annoyed. Looks like they found out i "Maxed out" the WBW credit card. I am not worried as i looked in FeFe's handbag when i raided the office and i stole her purse.
You would love to know what else i found in there, it takes 20 batteries and would make your eyes water !
Clues: I am staying in a Hotel near the Kon-Tiki museum
This capital city sounds like an "Austrailian That's Not High"
It's one of three countries that makes up Scandinavia
Name The Country and The City ?
You would love to know what else i found in there, it takes 20 batteries and would make your eyes water !
Clues: I am staying in a Hotel near the Kon-Tiki museum
This capital city sounds like an "Austrailian That's Not High"
It's one of three countries that makes up Scandinavia
Name The Country and The City ?
- Goto:
- Go
