When i was a boy

When i was a boy around 13 i allways wanted a motorbike. I was totally into this kinda stuff and was the envy of all of the guys on my estate that had them.
I decided to ask my dad if he would buy me a motorbike for my next christmas present. he would allways say the same thing.
He used to say
"no you cant have a motorbike. you are too young"

then he would come up with the most curious thing ever he told me.

"you are to young son. come back to ask me when your dick touches your arsehole. only then you will be old enough to ride on a motorcycle"

2 years later i asked him once again. i had allready measured to see if my dick touched my arsehole and it did

"dad can i have a motorbike"

his response was as follows.

"i told you to ask me when your dick touches your arsehole"

i replied excitedly

"my dick does touch my arsehole"

he said in a rather sarcastic manner with a grin on his face,

"GOOD. now you can go fuck yourself cant you"

fucking funny, your dad rocks

and did you fuck yourself?

nice one..

Your dad really has a brilliant sense of humor

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Originally posted by Pophai

and did you fuck yourself?

i tried but by the time it got to the semi on stage it was pointing in the complete wrong direction..

i never did get a motorbike..

funny

...very funny, in a creepy way!

good one

Your dad is a briliant and wise man, very wise indeed.

But at least you know what you can tell him, when he asks you for an expensive present, in the future.

cool dad...

that was good