What Women mean?

In an attempt to translate :

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = ... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

Lets get married = I'm never gonna give you head again, and our sex life is over... oh and I'll be cheating on you.

No, it's ok. = Are you fucking stupid? Of course it's not ok.

.............funny

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanzen

Lets get married = I'm never gonna give you head again, and our sex life is over... oh and I'll be cheating on you.

soo true

how was work honey = I wanna tell you about my day

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanzen

Lets get married = I'm never gonna give you head again, and our sex life is over... oh and I'll be cheating on you.

------- but too. Because it is so true!!

- so true

good one

this is sooooo true!

Its ok , you go out and have fun with your friends=====in the meantime I'll have time to formulate a plan to ruin the rest of your year, so enjoy the short lived freedom while it lasts

in german there does a dictionary exist: female - german and german - female

maybe

Go buy "Men are from Mars and Women from Venus" you'll get the complete list