What's the most disgusting or odd thing a lover yet did.

What's the most disgusting or strange thing a lover or one-night stand ever did while you were having sex, or shortly before or thereafter? I had two incidents. I swear these are true. Once I met this really incredibly hot looking babe at a bar. She was kind of drunk and hanging on me, but still pretty sexy in a slutty way. Anyway, she says to me: "I'm really horny and could use some sex. You wanna fuck?" So, I say, "sure, let's go back to my place..." And she says, "No. I mean right here."

I'm stunned. "What'dya mean right here? In my car or something?" "NO!" she says... "In the bar. Let's have sex in the bar!" Now, I'm thinking this gal is a total freak, but what the heck... she's cute. So I agree to fuck her in the bar as long as it's not anywhere that we can get into trouble or arrested. So, she suggest that we sneak into the Men's bathroom. I I'm kind of a little drunk by now and I figure, why not? I mean, how many times in life do you get the chance to fuck a chick in a bar? (NOTE: This isn't the strange part) So, we stumble into the Men's bathroom and into a stall. The other guys in the restroom are looking at us kind of strange but they chuckle and leave us alone. The chick pulls down her pants and she's got a real cute body and shaved pussy, and I suddenly realize I don't have a condom! I'm thinking: "Damn this chick is kind of sleazy. Maybe I shouldn't fuck her without a condom?" This is a biker bar but of course there's no condom machine in the bathroom. So, I think to myself, "what the heck, I'll let her suck my dick anyway. Pour some beer on it later or something to kill the germs" (hey I was horny, you'd probably done the same thing!)

So - the girl sits down on the toilet and starts sucking my cock... and then (here's comes the disgusting part) She takes SHIT while she's sucking my cock! And not the turd kind. I mean the diarhea blow it out your ass wet and sloppy gushing kind of shit. Smelly too. I almost puked!! Kind of ruined the romantic moment if you get my drift.

Anyway... that's my disgusting moment of lovemaking. I also had a chick BLOW her nose in my bedsheets once, but that's another story.

Please add your bizarre experiences here.

I once brought a girl home from a bar. After we were done, she got up and pissed in my sink!!

an older woman fling of mine once got off on rubbing cum all over her body.......nasty psycho ass hoe-bag she was.

tsweeny really funny story

One of your better posts tsweeny. I dont have a story to share, but this is a much better side to you

There are some things nobody wants to know!!

:: runs to bathroom ::

i went on this one date (first date) with this girl, i had to use the bathroom, she followed me in and asked if she could watch, i was like umm no, she said oh ok and left, after i came out, she said she was sorry, and gave me head.

a wierd situation turned out good

I have one but it can't top that one....Me and my girlfriend in high school went to sonic got a couple Route 44's (it was a small town sonic was all there was to do)....so we go to the park and...park. Damn I suck at telling stories....but she gives me head and when I come in her mouth she spits it out in my coke. Not gross if you're a guy that likes that kind of crap but I'm not. So yeah, I forgot about it and not 10 minutes later I take a drink and....needless to say I made sure I finished my coke before I finished my load.

You should make that into a commercial, coke would be thrilled.

tsweeney's can't be topped. Horrible. .

Guess I'm too tame. First time a girl gave me a handjob, I blew all over the place and she licked it all up. Real odd, huh?

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Kind of ruined the romantic moment if you get my drift.

haha I find it odd and disturbing that you would find geting head by a skank in the john at a biker bar by a chick who you felt the need to pour beer over your cock, because she put her mouth on it... romantic!

back in the day of being single, and in need of ladies, I ahd a few one nights stands fater chatting and flirting in the bars, but on one occasion gto pulled by a stunning brunette (take into account the beer goggles), well we back to my place and got romantic in the lounge, slowly made it to my boudoir, where I promptly passed out...when woke up a fe whours later...the brunette had left, but there was an unsavoury smell...and a strange sensation on my chest..........I was not impressed, she only went and had a shit on it and left....

OMG that is disgusting, yet funny. . .

Once, after drinking way too much. I did not realize that my gag reflexes would be effected so drastically. I ended up puking up half a pitcher of sangria in this poor guys lap. I was so embarrassed I ran out of the house without my shoes, ended up calling a cab and avoiding his calls for a month. We had been dating for about 6 months and I have never spoken to him since! I did hear the story repeated at a college party about a month later, though thankfully my name was not mentioned!

Ry,

And little did you know that he had fettish for girls that vomitted! You should have called him...