Weird question

Here's a weird question.

If ghosts are real, do you think they watch you masturbate, shower, have sex, etc, etc?
If so, which dead person would you want watching you while you do your thing?
For me it would have to be Marilyn Monroe.
I don't know how I thought of this, it just came to me while having a drunken conversation with my imaginary friend Bob.

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Originally posted by mass_debate

Here's a weird question.

If ghosts are real, do you think they watch you masturbate, shower, have sex, etc, etc?
If so, which dead person would you want watching you while you do your thing?
For me it would have to be Marilyn Monroe.
I don't know how I thought of this, it just came to me while having a drunken conversation with my imaginary friend Bob.

More importantly this answer the question, does MD wank in the shower

Do they do their thing while you do your thing?

he's gone of line......bet he's gone for a wank

haha, no, I don't do my thing in the shower. It gives me headaches.

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Originally posted by mass_debate

haha, no, I don't do my thing in the shower. It gives me headaches.

No need to lie about it, the accident already happened.

It's my cock and I'll wash it as much as I like

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

It's my cock and I'll wash it as much as I like

"and if that has to be 26 hours a day, so be it"

well I know if I ever find myself as a ghost and I'm stuck roaming the earth with no where to go and nothing to do then OF COURSE I'm gonna find the nearest house full of hot girls and just hang out there and watch them do everything. Hell, I'm a damn ghost so I'll fuck em while they're sleeping and shit like that and they won't even know. Or I could do like Patrick Swayze and make one fall in love with me so she participates in the ghost sex. It's all good when you're a ghost.

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Originally posted by Swiss407

well I know if I ever find myself as a ghost and I'm stuck roaming the earth with no where to go and nothing to do then OF COURSE I'm gonna find the nearest house full of hot girls and just hang out there and watch them do everything. Hell, I'm a damn ghost so I'll fuck em while they're sleeping and shit like that and they won't even know.

kinda like what you do now swiss?

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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well I know if I ever find myself as a ghost and I'm stuck roaming the earth with no where to go and nothing to do then OF COURSE I'm gonna find the nearest house full of hot girls and just hang out there and watch them do everything. Hell, I'm a damn ghost so I'll fuck em while they're sleeping and shit like that and they won't even know.

kinda like what you do now swiss?
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I was going to ask the same

Nah, in my living state the women ghosts come and find me. Which would explain why I have sex dreams so often.

do ghosts masturbate?

If you read my last post you'd know they don't need to masturbate, they can just mystically have sex with the living without us really knowing. Why do you think guys get erections when we sleep? Female ghosts, duh.

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Originally posted by Swiss407

If you read my last post you'd know they don't need to masturbate, they can just mystically have sex with the living without us really knowing. Why do you think guys get erections when we sleep? Female ghosts, duh.

its where morning wood comes from

I usually have morning wood because I have to piss extremly badly.

That's what they want ya to think.

Those damn sucubusses
Not to mention those german beavers

VERDAMTE BIBERS!!

I find this conversation extremely entertaining.


Yeah, they are probably watching us. I know I would watch if I was a ghost. But I don't really know if I want a ghost watching me doing that, at least no one I can come to think of right now.

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Originally posted by Vesuvius

I find this conversation extremely entertaining.


Yeah, they are probably watching us. I know I would watch if I was a ghost. But I don't really know if I want a ghost watching me doing that, at least no one I can come to think of right now.

It just better be a female ghost watching