WBW Official TOON THREAD...Vol. II

Gas humor.

Gas humor.

Last one.

Snapdragons!

Snapdragons!

Snapdragons!

The Wheels Of Life!
You just gotta love this one!!!

With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town. This seems to meet my EVERY need.
I love it!

Remember:
Senior Citizens Are Valuable:
We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and.
We are loaded with natural gas!

Everyone needs one good laugh a day !!!

No Multi-Tasking Please!

SECONDS before Death (CHILLING)
I can only imagine the suffering this poor man had to endure before he mercifully passed on.......
WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURE!
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Garfield on the oil crisis:

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in Australia.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Bass Strait
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East Queensland Shale Fields
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Canning Basin
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Perth Basin
And
North-West Continental Shelf
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra!!! (No reference to Latino)

Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't Think So.

Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.......
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass' !!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Only Aussies Would Understand!
At the risk of being called a traitor, I just had to pass this on.

Chicken Band!

[Richie].....Johnny

[Johnny].....Ya

[Richie].....When was the first time you heard a naughty word?

First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse.
Be gore says I to granny, twas the chicken said it first.

CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is Chicken talk...
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the Chickens, they do lay,
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off


Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth.
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
Any yet the bleddy chicken wouldn't stop that f'en sound.

CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is Chicken talk...
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the Chickens, they do lay,
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off

Than granny started cursing, but the chicken said it first.
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife.


CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is Chicken talk...
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the Chickens, they do lay,
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off

So lets all sing along.
Lets sing the chicken song.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Quack quack quack quack, went the duck.
But the Chicken still said fock.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off

Bats!

The Farmer's 3 Daughters! (It may say "Video Not Found", like wait, it will be there!)
An Oldie, but still great!
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=o6z1g4&s=3

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Originally posted by SydneySinbad

The Farmer's 3 Daughters! (It may say "Video Not Found", like wait, it will be there!)
An Oldie, but still great!
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Read down before looking at the picture!
If you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the picture below. It is a
picture of the demise of a suicide jumper. Taken shortly after he
landed, it shows him with his insides now on the outside.
You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders!

Mainly for the Women Members!