WBW Official TOON THREAD...Vol. II

^^^I love that, I feel the same way.

Birthday Present:

One for Fathertime

Making It Stiff! Adult Stuff!

To make it stand,
You wet it !
To make it wet,
You suck it !
To make it stiff,
You lick it !
To get it in,
You push it!

Damn-Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH!



Now really did you think I would send Porn?????

Great News!

I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.

Obviously, I can't afford her but I thought it would
be a cheap night out for you.

I finally finished it~ An Orthopaedic Bed for Men!

I couldn't resist utilising my spare time now retired from the Bedding and Furniture Industry.

I designed a bed just for men.

Guess who is due in two 'n half months????????????

Hey there,

I thought that you would like to hear this from me and not from someone else. I know what you are probably thinking.

This is supposed to be a secret, Shhhhhhhhhhh but the truth will eventually come out.....Please don't think that I am gossiping. Because u know me and I wouldn't do that. lol


Anyway guess who is due in two 'n half months????????????














Santa Claus
Gotcha!!!

PICTURE OF A PERFECT MAN!!


Did you really think there was one?????
Send this to the ladies that need to laugh
And the men that can take it..

Alcohol is bad for your legs!

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :

Man: May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread.'

oldie but, GOODY, thanks!

Oh, so confusing!

Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle.... TNX,Syd!

^^ No worries m8...Always try to pls u Yanks!

The following is a very interesting observation.




INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the
Urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


And........

6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.







THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:






The higher you go in the corporate structure,



The smaller your balls become.