Types of Orgasms.....

Types of Orgasms

1- Asmatic Orgasm: Ahh...Ahhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh

2- Geographic Orgasm: Right Heree....Right Heree!

3- Math Orgasm: Moree Moreee Moree

4- Religious Orgasm : Ohh My Godd.....Oh My Godd

5- Suicide Orgasm: Im Gonna die....Im gonna dieee!

6- Homicide Orgasm: If u Stop Now...Ill kill U!!!!!

7- Cheerleader Orgasm: Go...Go...Let´s Go....

8- Spanish Teacher Orgasm: Ohhhh Sii....Ohhh Que Bienn... Ohh Excelentee!... This one Remember me somethin´

9- (for spanish people) Proyeto Uno Orgasm: No paress, sigue sigue, No pares, sigue sigue

10- Uninformated Orgasm: What is thiss?....Why?....what r u doing to mee??

11- Clairvoyant Orgasm: I Feel itt...I see it Commin´...Almost here.....is here...is heree!

12- Confused Orgasm: Ohhh Yess...Ohh Noooo...Ohhh Goddd

13- Baseball Orgasm: Im goin....im goinnn....im goneee!


Passed the Orgasms...We arrive to the "such" moments After Sex...


1- Secret Moment: Swear u wont tell nobodyy!

2- Optimist Moment: Will u Call me Tomorrow..???

3- Colombian Moment: I Swear it´s my first time...!!!

4- Teenager Moment: Get Dress My Parents r Heree..!!

5- Motel Moment: Woww...Ive Never been in one of this Placesss.......

6- Traveler Moment: When Is ur Wife Commin´??

7- Office Moment: So?..R u going to increase my paycheck???

8- Clean Moment: Please, Get me a Kleenex......

9- Doubt Moment: did u Came inside...??

10- Astonishment Moment: Once Againnnnn???????

11- Social Moment: ...hmm..So..What´s Ur Namee??... ...(Familiar anyonee??)

12- Bussiness Moment: ..So How much i Owe U??

13- Credibility Moment: ..Now i Belive u Were Virgin...!!

14- Guiness Moment: ...Wowww...And i thought that Donkeys Had it Biggg..!!......


.....How many have u Gotten???

I have the one where stuff comes out of my thing. Then I'm ashamed and sullen.

Orgasm after getting paid- Whoregasm
Orgasm while shopping- Storegasm
Orgasm while cleaning- Wipe-the-Floorgasm
Orgasm while watching "Boogie Nights"- Julianna-Mooregasm
Orgasm while unwittingly being watched- Will-you-please-shut-the-doorgasm

I'm sure I'll come up with some more later

there are only 3 kinds of orgasms that matter in the yapper the snapper or the crapper

Quote:

Originally posted by BigNookiE

Types of Orgasms

1- Asmatic Orgasm: Ahh...Ahhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh

2- Geographic Orgasm: Right Heree....Right Heree!

3- Math Orgasm: Moree Moreee Moree

4- Religious Orgasm : Ohh My Godd.....Oh My Godd

5- Suicide Orgasm: Im Gonna die....Im gonna dieee!

6- Homicide Orgasm: If u Stop Now...Ill kill U!!!!!

7- Cheerleader Orgasm: Go...Go...Let´s Go....

8- Spanish Teacher Orgasm: Ohhhh Sii....Ohhh Que Bienn... Ohh Excelentee!... This one Remember me somethin´

9- (for spanish people) Proyeto Uno Orgasm: No paress, sigue sigue, No pares, sigue sigue

10- Uninformated Orgasm: What is thiss?....Why?....what r u doing to mee??

11- Clairvoyant Orgasm: I Feel itt...I see it Commin´...Almost here.....is here...is heree!

12- Confused Orgasm: Ohhh Yess...Ohh Noooo...Ohhh Goddd

13- Baseball Orgasm: Im goin....im goinnn....im goneee!


Passed the Orgasms...We arrive to the "such" moments After Sex...


1- Secret Moment: Swear u wont tell nobodyy!

2- Optimist Moment: Will u Call me Tomorrow..???

3- Colombian Moment: I Swear it´s my first time...!!!

4- Teenager Moment: Get Dress My Parents r Heree..!!

5- Motel Moment: Woww...Ive Never been in one of this Placesss.......

6- Traveler Moment: When Is ur Wife Commin´??

7- Office Moment: So?..R u going to increase my paycheck???

8- Clean Moment: Please, Get me a Kleenex......

9- Doubt Moment: did u Came inside...??

10- Astonishment Moment: Once Againnnnn???????

11- Social Moment: ...hmm..So..What´s Ur Namee??... ...(Familiar anyonee??)

12- Bussiness Moment: ..So How much i Owe U??

13- Credibility Moment: ..Now i Belive u Were Virgin...!!

14- Guiness Moment: ...Wowww...And i thought that Donkeys Had it Biggg..!!......


.....How many have u Gotten???

Quote:

Originally posted by spiny_norman

Orgasm after getting paid- Whoregasm
Orgasm while shopping- Storegasm
Orgasm while cleaning- Wipe-the-Floorgasm
Orgasm while watching "Boogie Nights"- Julianna-Mooregasm
Orgasm while unwittingly being watched- Will-you-please-shut-the-doorgasm

I'm sure I'll come up with some more later

*LMAO*

julianne-mooregasm?
priceless.