Tragic story

Ok. I've been lurking and leeching for quite a while before I said or posted anything. Now I'll start a stupid thead. I have a story to tell about me. If its in the wrong place, oh well. Shoot me or something. Just be quick about it. Anyways, I lost my job, lost my so I had to move away from home and travel around looking for work. This is my car, behind it is my new home. Thats me up front pulling my car. Ran out of gas and couldn't afford the $100 it would take fill up the tank half way. Damned gas prices....

Looks like your new home is about to roll down that hill. At least you have a satellite internet connection, so the story isn't all that sad.

I did manage to make it to a strip club and I worked as a stripper to make money. It lasted one night. My lawyer tells me not to speak about it yet. I did manage to make enough money for gas so I continued on my journey to.....Cleveland. Yeah. Sounds good. However I was in a near fatal car accident and was badly burned and disfigured.

This story continues. This is what was left of my house and car.

Oooh, thats an idea. I was told the operation didn't go so well. I sued the company that built my car and got alot for it. $400. Thats alot coming from noting. These were the results of that operation.

I did, however, meet someone and got married. This is Helga.

i dont get it...

Zig HEin! Heil Bush!

i think its a joke tyrannous

exactly. I DONT GET IT...

Neither do I really. Oh, and Helga left me. She said she's going with Fabio. I haven't been able to confirm that. But here's someone else that looks disfigured.

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Ok. I've been lurking and leeching for quite a while before I said or posted anything. Now I'll start a stupid thead.

Maybe it's time to go back to the lurking and leeching.

bnacho you never fail to amuse me
you move up a notch in my book

he moves up a nacho in my book

ROFLMAO

I'm looking forward to more of this moving story!

How sad.

so touching..

which that hes looking forward to more of the story or that there will be more of the story?

im surprised no one has said this, mate your lifes a fucking mess!!!