catches arm, wanders why anyone would catch a granade
throws staples, arm and duck tape
Catches Staples, arm, and Duck tape....reattaches arm somewhat crudely....
Throws Medical Insurance bills...
catches Medical Insurance Bills, puts them with the piling stack of other bills,
Throws stripper with my money
catches fire-extinguisher, shoots Muad with it cause he should have banged the stripper,
throws Muads Man-card
Catches Muads Man Card - gives it back to him, as he is the Kwisatz Haderach and I don't want a punch up the bracket.
Throws Sandworm
Catches sandworm, puts it back in the Tequila bottle
Throws shot glasses
catches shotglasses and put them back in the cabinet
throws microwave oven
Catches microwave oven, realizes this party is getting out of hand
Throws out people
Catches party people, and goes on a 48 hour booze and sex bender with them.
Throws epic hangover.
Catches epic hangover, cause I was at the party
Throws bottle of Asprin
catches aspirin... throws headache
(sometimes it's such easy!)
catches headache...I need a day off anyway, and throws 16 pounds of canadian bacon
catches canadian bacon, dies of heart failure Ay,
Throws Devil horns
catches Devil horns... wife uses them as dildo's.
throws used-pussy-of-hell
Catches used-pussy-of-hell but doesn't feel inclined to use it.
Throws a Lethal Weapon movie after watching it.
Catches a lethal weapon movie--damn i'm too old for this shit.
throws mel gibson with a mullet
Catches Mel Gibson with a mullet, Borrows 4 million
throws welcome back party
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catches welcome back party, moves it to caribbean...
thorws coconuts