Catches Self-Help book, realized it's written by Dr. Phil...
Throws Fat, Bald, Dumbass, Doctor of Bullshit...
Catches fat, bald, dumbass, Doctor of Bullshit, Realizes, what we have hear is a problem to comunicate,
Throws Loud Speaker
Catches loudspeaker, pawns it for $50 US, buys steak and a potato...
Throws potato skin...
Catches potato skin, gives it to the homeless,
Throws loose change
Catches loose change, walks to a payphone, the goddamn thing doesn't work...
Throws payphone...
catches payphone, kicks the piece o'shit screams in agony,
Throws broken toe
Catches broken toe, buys Band-Aids...
Throws Band-Aids...
catches band aids and throws dirty hypodermic needles.
Catches dirty hypodermic needles, screams in terror and pain...
Throws Lawsuit...
catches Lawsuit, cause Im Jonny Cochran,
Throws O.J.'s glove
catches pink cotton wool, wanders if Muad raped yet another pink sheep
Throws Clippers
Catches clippers and uses them to keep Paris and Britney bald like the vacuous cunts they are.
Throws Britneys anti-psychotic drugs.
catches flea powder, hopes it worked for the poor bastard who threw it,
Throws Hand granade
Catches Hand Grenade, blows my arm off..
Throws arm...