Throw something at the next poster!

Catches the wet pissed of cat in a towel and dries it off. Trows away to towel while cuddling the cat.

catches towel and finds out it's a sanitry towel (Yuck), give back to wife
who then throws a rolling pin

Grabs towel and cleans up the rest of the water on the floor

Throws cat nip toy

catch cat nip toy and give it to pet shop owner, he gets nasty
and throws a dead parrot

lets dead parrot hit the floor so cat can have a snack

Throws litter box contents

catch litter box contents and sort out poo from litter
Throw smelly cat poo.

catch smelly cat poo in goldfish net
throws net + poo

Catch net and poo and give to my old aunt,
she was not happy and threw her false teeth.

catches false teeth and decides to sell them on ebay

throws an old rotten banana

catches rotten banana, peels it
throws banana peel back

slips and falls on the banana peel

throws broken glasses

cuts foot on broken glass
throws flip flop

catches flip flop, puts it on and hops across scorching hot sand on one foot

picks up a Frisbee and throws it

watched frisbee go over head
picks up jelly fish with net and flings it

gets stung by jelly fish, makes Demo pee on it

Throws starfish

catches starfish while peeing on NG

*that just sounds bad *

throws a handful of sand

Gets sand in my eyes and pee on my leg while suffering from a jellyfish sting

Throws a royal fit!

catches a royal fit, fortunately thats not quite as bad as a shit fit

throws a towel

grabs towel and hides under it

Throws a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

picks up peanut butter and jelly sandwich, decides not to eat it because he wants ham and potatoes

throws the sandwich again