looks at police report, wonders why the name at the bottom says detective DM
throws cup of ink pens
Catches keys to handcuffs and releases bisthrngrl and kidnaps her for himself.
Throws the opened handcuffs.
Catch open Handcuffs around my wrists, wife cuts my hands off to release me from them.
Wife throws Hands.
Catches hands and shakes them. Very weak grip dude!
Throws some blood.
Catches bloody wet shirt, extracts the blood and sells it to a mad scientist.
Throws some weird bottle with chemicals in it.
catches bottle, drinks contents becomes a mutant throws empty bottle
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catches empty bottle fills it with new omnipotent beer called panty liquifier 'n throws it
Wife catches bottle and drinks Panty liquifier, "Thanks Creepus" best night ever ! Wife puts on my underwear and finds skid mark.
Throws Skid marked pants
Watches skid marked pants land on the lawn and drives the mower over them.
Throws away the detergent he could've used to clean them.
Catch the detergent and give myself a colonic irrigation with it, detergent causes extreme diahorrea
Throws Poo Missile
Dives into the bomb shelter to barely escape the missile's attack and avoid a very smelly situation
throws a can of condensed soup i found in the bomb shelter
Catches soup, enjoys it..
*throws a bag full of rotten oranges*
catches bag of rotten oranges and keeps them for pig slop
throws a pitchfork
Lets pitchfork fall to the ground...safer that way. Throws a framed picture of George Clooney.
Hangs picture on wall
Takes down Rosie O'Donnell pic and throws it back
catches and hangs picture of Rosie on the rifle range
throws empty shell casing