The next member to post here.... Installment 2

True...sadly I can demolish a battleship with a foam rubber hammer.

The next has never heard of the"Unbreakable Comb"

FALSE! I too have broken them!
The next poster can do three or more Yo-yo tricks.

True, at least the last time I tried, which was years ago...

The next poster loves being stuck in rush hour traffic...

True, lots of time for my iPod and smoking.
The next poster has been hit in the face with the dental assistant's big clumsy boob.

True, and I've grabbed her ass also

The next poster likes to hang their laundry from the shower curtain rod

false,

the next poster has finished their Christmas shopping

False, got it about half done...

The next poster would rather eat pizza on thanksgiving than turkey...

false...

the next poster would you like to travel to a country with warm weather this winter

False, I kind of like the cold...

The next poster would like to lose some weight...

True... It would be nice to see my cock again after all these years !

The next poster watches "American Idol"

True, but only if I'm in the house and forced to

The next poster is going to have fish and chips for dinner...

True.. But not until Friday "Traditional day for Fish N Chips in the UK"

Next poster has a Super Hero alter-ego

False, it's not an alter ego

The next poster wants a new keyboard for Christmas

True, I have worn out the keys

The next poster has had the "Blue Screen of Death" more than once.

Indeed true, its such a pretty color

The next poster has been stung by a jellyfish, and then peed on to take the stinging pain away...

false

the next poster is wondering who the hell i am..

False, I don't know who anyone is

The next poster wants snow on Christmas day

uncanny, true (It Works Too)

the next poster can't walk away from nice hot oatmeal...they need it

False

The next poster will look at what i have just written.

Ah so true, wise one



The next person loves their pet more than their spouse/significant other