Pulling Hair - dry shaving
pussy rash - 2 much pounding of the poon-tang
2 much pounding of the poon-tang - bashed around the ring
bashed around the ring - 1 up the wrongun'
1 up the wrongun' - Find some sweetcorn up there
Find some sweetcorn up there - produce department
produce department - the IT crowd
the IT crowd - Friday Night Project
friday night project - what a load of old shit
what a load of old shit - High School Musical
high school musical - worse acting than hollyoaks
Larry the cable guy -lives next door
lives next door - crazy rabid dog
crazy rabid dog - humping your leg
humping your leg - very bad habit
very bad habit - tourette's syndrome
