3 in a bed and breakfast - A lot of vacant spots
A lot of vacant spots - use a spot cream to clear them
use a spot cream to clear them - or you could just wash?
or you could just wash? - Keep your tackle clean
keep your tackle clean - on the pull
best not tell the wife - homemade castration
homemade castration - use a sharp knife
use a sharp knife - or a blunt tool
sharp as a knifes edge - Stanley Knife
stanley knife - swiss army knife
another lover of the poon-tang - That's why we are here !