grandmothers - talk to them
talk to them - They know What's What !
They know What's What ! - and That's That
and That's That - end of discussion
End of discussion - who says that?!
who says that?! - Unfamiliar voices from downstairs
Unfamiliar voices from downstairs - these are the ghosts in the night
these are the ghosts in the night - queer ghosts put the willys up you
queer ghosts put the willys up you - not if you whack them with a shovel
not if you whack them with a shovel - Moles in your garden
moles in your garden - annoying little bastards
annoying little bastards - Arsenal Fans
arsenal fans - dirty dirty scum-of-the-earth wankers
dirty dirty scum-of-the-earth wankers - Criminals
criminals - if you cant do the time...
if you cant do the time... - dont do the crime !
dont do the crime! - do, just dont get caught
do, just dont get caught - with somebody's wife
with somebody's wife - depends on the wife