The Amazing Dick Towel

So back when I was like a freshman in highschool I showed my little brother how to do this, then he calls me up to ask me how to do it to show some people he was partying with. I started laughing my ass off because I had forgotten all about it, so I figured I show you people to.

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yep already too complicated for me

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finally! PRESTO!

Have you tried doing it after 12 beers?

So yeah people, I actually put time into making this tutorial, so you [expletive deleted] should let me know what ya think. I think its hilarious, good for parties and/or terrorism.

I notice there is no left side

oops

good for terrorism???\\

shit, I have a bigger one than the towel, should i post that???

this is the gayest thing ive seen on here in a while

lol

I enjoyed it man, thanks for sharing! I can't wait to piss off a lit of people by doing this!