THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Outwit...Outsmart...Outplay...Outlast...Outa here
6 married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 6 kids each, for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays 3 sports and either takes music, dance classes or is in Scouts.
There is no access to fast food.
Each man must:
- take care of his 6 kids
- keep his assigned house clean
- have dinner on the table by 5:30pm - no TV dinners and must be different meals each night -
must be meat, potatoes, vegetable and salad
- correct all homework
- complete science projects
- do laundry
- iron clothes for school
- run errands
- feed and take care of assorted pets
- car pool
- do volunteer work
- juggle the household budget
- get kids to doctor, dentist, orthodontic appointments, sports and music or Scout activities (on time)
- purchase/wrap all birthday, anniversary, holiday gifts
- maintain all appliances and car in perfect working condition
- etc.
The men only have access to television when! the kids are asleep, all chores have been done, and they are ready to collapse. There is only 1 TV between them and there is no remote access.
The men must look attractive and keep fit at all times, shave their armpits and legs, have their hair clean and styled, and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making 6 lunches.
They must always have something interesting to say and attend weekly PTA meetings and all other school functions (baking for said functions is mandatory).
Clean up after their sick children at 3:00am or pm; make an Indian hut model with 6 toothpicks, a stale tortilla and 1 dried out magic marker; plus get a 4-year-old to eat at least 1 serving of greens everyday.
Oh yes, one more thing. He must hold down an 8 hour a day job to help with finances.
The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
The last man wins .......only if ! he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse - without whining, and at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."
One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids, or they automatically get voted off.
Outwit...Outsmart...Outplay...Outlast...Outa here
6 married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 6 kids each, for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays 3 sports and either takes music, dance classes or is in Scouts.
There is no access to fast food.
Each man must:
- take care of his 6 kids
- keep his assigned house clean
- have dinner on the table by 5:30pm - no TV dinners and must be different meals each night -
must be meat, potatoes, vegetable and salad
- correct all homework
- complete science projects
- do laundry
- iron clothes for school
- run errands
- feed and take care of assorted pets
- car pool
- do volunteer work
- juggle the household budget
- get kids to doctor, dentist, orthodontic appointments, sports and music or Scout activities (on time)
- purchase/wrap all birthday, anniversary, holiday gifts
- maintain all appliances and car in perfect working condition
- etc.
The men only have access to television when! the kids are asleep, all chores have been done, and they are ready to collapse. There is only 1 TV between them and there is no remote access.
The men must look attractive and keep fit at all times, shave their armpits and legs, have their hair clean and styled, and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making 6 lunches.
They must always have something interesting to say and attend weekly PTA meetings and all other school functions (baking for said functions is mandatory).
Clean up after their sick children at 3:00am or pm; make an Indian hut model with 6 toothpicks, a stale tortilla and 1 dried out magic marker; plus get a 4-year-old to eat at least 1 serving of greens everyday.
Oh yes, one more thing. He must hold down an 8 hour a day job to help with finances.
The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
The last man wins .......only if ! he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse - without whining, and at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."
One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids, or they automatically get voted off.
