Say goodbye to your ex

www.goodbyebitch.com

here's what i created
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Dear Titsy,

This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth.

It's over.

You are just ugly. You are like dogbreath and have a hairy pussy. You always bite toenails and I am sick of that shit.

Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over our cars en money. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: You just don't give me a boner anymore.

Upon execution of this document, I will fuck anything that moves(accept you) and you will pay for not sucking my seeds. Be forwarned: i'll piss on your mother


Have a nice life and goodbye bitch!

Sincerely,

Stretchnutz

who ever made that site is genuis! ::::start making one for his gal:::::

Dear Beta,

This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth.

It's over.

You Suck ass. You are filthy, dirty, fucko, bitch, bitch-ass-gangsta. You always saying hi and I fucking hard.

Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over sex in the balcony. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: met new better girl.

Upon execution of this document, I will fuck all the pussy i can and you will masturbate to death. Be forwarned: i'm gonna post your kinky pics on wbw


Have a nice life and goodbye bitch!

Sincerely,

Jake

funny