Riddles .... LOL

What do you do if you see your mother-in-law rolling around on the grass in the backyard?



Reload the gun ...

Gun? You'd use a gun? Ha, gimme a rocket launcher anyday.

if your mother-in-law is rolling around on the grass you reload the gun? you should practice more so that you would not have to do this anymore...

What did they call the electric eel, before electricity was discovered?

well i wouldn't kill her but i would turn the sprinklers on no doubt about it

Dont reload, but pull out your sniper, and just ot be sure, you take a granade or two.