Random Funny Facts!

Found a website I like thought it might tickle a few peoples fancy, both humourous and educational!

"Porcupines float in water!"
"Nachos is the food most craved by pregnant women."
"In many countries, urine was used as a detergent for washing."

http://www.randomfunnyfacts.net

Feel free to add to the thread by sharing some of the funny facts that make you chuckle!

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The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.

Actor John Wayne made more than 200 movies.

Rain contains vitamin B12.

The state of Florida is bigger than England!

On average, a person will spend about five years eating during his or her lifetime.

A giraffe can clean its own ears with its 21 inch long tongue...

Kinda disturbing

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Originally posted by Demodad68

A giraffe can clean its own ears with its 21 inch long tongue...

Kinda disturbing

Yea but i bet the female giraffe's can't wait

Nice find

I'm now scared & worried about giraffes!

The Shakers were once a religious sect known for making well crafted furniture. One of their religious beliefs was celibacy- married couples included.

The Shakers are now extinct.

Here is a fact that people around these parts will appreciate...

"The G in 'g-string' stands for groin"

This one is just, well, not a record I wanna try for

"The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet"

They could not sell all of the seats at the first Super Bowl with Green Bay and Kansas City. Two college marching bands played at half time. There is no video record of the first two Super Bowls because the tapes were erased. They thought no one would ever want to see them again. Pete Rozell, the NFL commissioner wanted to call it THE BIG ONE. Kansas City Chiefs' owner Lamar Hunt thought of the name after watching his kids play with a Super Ball.

"A mole can dig a hole 300 feet deep in one night"


How fast can the little fucker run with a shotgun up his ass ?

300 feet long in one night?

Also don't eat the green cookies !

(just sayin'

"at ago 70 over 70% of men are still potent"

This is VERY good to know

'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

The word "clitoris" comes from the Greek word meaning "side of a hill".