Pick-Up Lines

Can I buy you a drink.........or do you just want the money.

IS YOUR FATHER A TERRORIST,CAUSE YOU ARE THE BOOOOOMMMMM

Hey how about these:
"If you were a door, I would SLAM you all day long"
"Is your last name Gillette?? (wait for a response)...are you sure? cuz your the best a man can get"
"I got an idea, you should get a tattoo, on your right leg get "thankgiving" and on the left leg "Christmans" and I will meet ya in between the holidays.

hahah I could go on...there are some pretty good lines here, used jokingly of course lol. Although I find that some of them dont make any sense such as this one -----> "get your coat love you have pulled"
like what the hell does that mean?

Quote:

Originally posted by jonjarvis26

does this drink taste of rohypnol to you?

(hah)

I knew it wouldnt be long before someone pulled a roh one....

as long as i have a face.........you will have a seat !!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

Myspace or yours?

A. Take a piece of ice.
B. Walk to the girl/guy of interest.
C. Drop ice on floor and step on it.
D. Make the following statement.

"Hey baby... Now that we have broken the ice... will it be my place or yours?!?"

Do you cum here often -or would you rather have multiple orgasms with me?

Heres a good one...Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

An oldie but a goodie...

Hey, I'm majoring in chemistry, wanna come back to my place and see if we make sparks fly?

How about, 'You're really pretty, may I buy you a drink in return for a chat?' Would work for me...

Then again, 'Hello mate, fancy a fuck?' worked too...

best line i have ever used...."hi...." to the hottest girl in the place and leave.....the thought of you being disinterested in her works all the time 80% of the time

Cheesy Pickup Lines To Use On Drunk Women
1. Is my ass showing? ["No."] "Would you like it to?"
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night of sweaty sex with me!
5. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
6. Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I have no problem giving you 1 more!"
7. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
9. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
9. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
10. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no&hellip Would you like some? (if yes&hellip Want some more?
11. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I just pull out?
12. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to give me your number?
13. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
14. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
15. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
16. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
17. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...If you befriend me, you'll get many benefits!
18. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
19. "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says "no". Then wink.
20. Have you heard the latest medical study saying that Sex kills? Do you want to die happy?
21. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
22. Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
23. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
24. Hi, my name's Hercules. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
25. Hi. You'll do.
26. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
27. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
28. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
29. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
30. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
31. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
32. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
33. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
34. I wanted to tell you a joke that'd make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
35. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
36. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
37. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
38. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
39. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
40. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
41. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
42. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
43. I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
44. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
45. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
46. I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
47. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty fucking good.
48. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
49. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
50. Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
51. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
52. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
53. Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
54. Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
55. Take a screw with you . Then, when a girl approaches you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
56. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
57. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
58. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
59. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
60. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
61. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
62. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
63. You are the only reason why I came here alone.
64. You know how men buy expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
65. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
66. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
67. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
68. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
69. You're ugly but I'm very horny.
70. Are you on the pill, or should I just cum in your mouth?

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?