Pick-Up Lines

Hey, I have a warrant from the FBI...the Federal Beaver Inspection!

or maybe...

CIA, the Cunninlingus International Association, I'm conducting a study.

Share yours!

Nice Legs. What time do they open?

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella





Yes, I've been single for some time...

Let do some magic! First will go to my/your place and have sex. And in the morning you wannish!

You lick on your finger. Go touch a girl with the finger and say: Hey let go somewhere and get you out of those wet cloths!

Say to a girl: I will give you $(any amout) if you will go and have sex with me, my way. And when she askes what your way is. You answer: on credit!

are you here to fuck me.....or to waste my time ?

it's rude, but it does work 6 out of 10 times at least!!

or

do you keep your eyes open or close..while having a orgasm with me tonight ?

normally they starts to laugh...and then your in!!

"Hey baby, those must be space pants you're wearing....because your ass is out of this world."

Quote:

Originally posted by Vorphraguptor

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella





Yes, I've been single for some time...

so true

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past you again?

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can totally see myself in them....

wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?

my friends over there bet me $200 i couldn't come over and talk to you... wanna help me spend their money?

i like the halfsies one

Cant beat "get your coat love you have pulled"

or "here's 10p,go phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight" If it fails then you have only lost 10 p

Lets play war ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

That shirt is very becoming on you then again if i was on you id be cumming too.

How do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled over easy or fertilized?

roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti....please nosh me off

Original that weve all heard: Are your parents thieves?.....cos they must have stolen stars to put in your eyes.

Edited (for the end of the nyt when all hope is lost): Is your dad a thief?......no it's not a line i think i raped him in prison.

does this drink taste of rohypnol to you?

Quote:

Originally posted by jet_girl_jen

"Hey baby, those must be space pants you're wearing....because your ass is out of this world."

i think you´ve forgot an "s" in Lindsay

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Wanna' see my chest hair, it's blonde and curly...

wanna go halfsees on a motel room?