OXYMORON tag ...Your'e It!

Without verbiage, an Oxymoron is a collection of words that seem to contradict itself.

"Mandatory option", "push-me" "pull-you" "Good grief!"

The word oxymoron is itself "oxymoronic" because it is formed from two Greek roots of opposite meaning, oxys meaning "sharp, or keen," and moros "foolish," the same root that gives us the word moron.

Having said that, the thread is a bit of fun using an oxymoron as your reply. So add your own oxymoron or one you know of in your reply.

Just to whet your appetite here are some common ones below:

Microsoft Works
military intelligence
jumbo shrimp
Advanced BASIC
tragic comedy
unbiased opinion
virtual reality

Your IT!

hot fat chick

Good Oxymoron Thread

silent thunder

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

Good Oxymoron Thread

Yo eric... long time no speak

fast turtle

Icy hot....I use it every day.

Quote:

Originally posted by wineanddine

[reply=EricLindros]
Good Oxymoron Thread

Yo eric... long time no speak
[/reply]

I was busy doing stuff.

Not so much now.

I could use another month off of work...I really enjoyed August. My post count would skyrocket again.


Pretty Ugly
Briefing

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

[reply=wineanddine]
[reply=EricLindros]
Good Oxymoron Thread

Yo eric... long time no speak
[/reply]

I was busy doing stuff.

Not so much now.

I could use another month off of work...I really enjoyed August. My post count would skyrocket again.


Pretty Ugly
Briefing
[/reply]

Yeah well I havent been on for weeks due to being laid off at work and pc probs. However, I got the pc sorted works another matter

open secret

white chocolate

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Quote:

Originally posted by wineanddine

Yeah well I havent been on for weeks due to being laid off at work and pc probs. However, I got the pc sorted works another matter

open secret

That's more WBW time for ya.

safe sex

W&D!!





even odds

airplane food

ROCK OPERA!

eric that guy looks like hes enjoying something wayy too much, and the guy wit the mask is eager to join the fun..



All natural artificial flavor

Quote:

Originally posted by akdizzle

eric that guy looks like hes enjoying something wayy too much, and the guy wit the mask is eager to join the fun..

Well, the phantom on broadway is a good show. If you haven't seen it, you must.




freezer burn

government worker

American English

Plastic Glasses

Peace Force

Quote:

Originally posted by HighGuy

W&D!!





even odds

YO BRO! Howz it going... you look cool eh

clearly confused

alone together