I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
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1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
---They both wiggle when you eat them.
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2. What is a Yankee?
---The same as a quickie, but guys do it alone
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Q: What do you give the man who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
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He said... "Do you love me just because my father left me a
fortune?"
She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you
the money."
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He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."Well then, I'll get you something that IS."
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If you miss payments to your exorcist..........
you could get repossesed.
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap .
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Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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..........Bumper sticker:
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My ASS.
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Why is it that women are uneasy undressing in front of other women and not when it's in front of a man?
> >
..Women are judgemental, men however are just grateful!!
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. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true
friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
----------------
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
------------------------------
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-------------------------------
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
-------------------------------
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
------------------------
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
-----------------------------
1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
---They both wiggle when you eat them.
--------------------------------
2. What is a Yankee?
---The same as a quickie, but guys do it alone
----------------------------
Q: What do you give the man who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
-------------------------
He said... "Do you love me just because my father left me a
fortune?"
She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you
the money."
--------------------------
He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."Well then, I'll get you something that IS."
----------------------------
If you miss payments to your exorcist..........
you could get repossesed.
-----------------------------
Constipated People Don't Give A crap .
-------------------------------
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
------------------------
..........Bumper sticker:
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My ASS.
------------------------------
Why is it that women are uneasy undressing in front of other women and not when it's in front of a man?
> >
..Women are judgemental, men however are just grateful!!
------------
. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true
friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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