OK, here she is on your bed

There is no way I could get it up looking at that pig.

There's no way it's my bed so I have to assume we are at her apartment and this travesty has occured. First I'd throw a pork chop in the corner of the room farthest from the exit to distract her then as she makes a move for the pork chop I would smack her over the head with a lamp or whatever else is handy then run for the door. Oh shit, she locked me in? So it's a 4 story leap out the window then? Hmmmm, a 4 story fall or run the risk of fucking this woman and never being able to respect myself again? *Swiss leaps out the window instantly breaking both knees on impact* An ambulance picks me up 10 minutes later and I'm not the least bit shocked when the EMT says to me "ya know your the 5th guy to jump out that same window this week?". We both have a good laugh which is quickly interrupted by the driver slamming on the brakes..."There's a beast of a woman blocking the road, she's not wearing any pants!" he screams. I watch as the driver and EMT attending to me are both killed by the woman, their heads smashed into pudding between her thighs. Unable to move because of my knees I try my best to escape but am dragged back to the woman's apartment...never to be seen or heard from again.

@ swiss

I've had worse and I'm not proud - I'd fuck her just to pass the time.

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Originally posted by RubbrDucky

Not a guy in this thread isn't full of shit. You'd do her, you'd take pics then you'd come here and say "Oh yeah I fucked this shit out of it."

I think we need to oust the 12 yr olds who signed up trying to sound tough and get a free glimpse of what they can't get in real life.

LMAO!!!

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Originally posted by amaron

call my mom

DAMN! Do you need instructions?

RubbrDucky I'm sorry your life has sucked to the point that you think everyone elses has too. Unfortunately though we're not all in the same group as you and no I'm sorry not everybody would fuck this girl, sure as hell not everyone would take pics of it and even if most people fucked her they wouldn't brag about it. Really truthfully and honestly I wouldn't fuck this girl for money. Well yes I would but it would have to be a decent amount of money. I'm 26 not 12. I'm just not desperate and this chick is butt ugly.

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Originally posted by LeonRedbone

vomit, kick her out, then give up drinking

rofl rofl rofl omg i busted out lafn. bol

As others stated .. kick her out !