OK, here she is on your bed

Throw up all over her face. then proceed to tear your eyes out of the sockets. hopefully she will run away

Next step? Call the pimp who brought her and tell him to bring a female this time.....

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Originally posted by tequila64

roll her over and put her face in the pillow and take care of myself what you cant see cant hurt you

not a bad idea

throw her a pitty fuck,

You know what, on second thought, Fuck it. Just don't tell anyone.

"It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."

Look at her and say "I can't see you, so don't pretend to be there".

i could do it after a drink or 20

I bet most of these dudes would be fuck her hell for Sunday

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Originally posted by Barebone<3u2

shit on her belly

Get you belly messed up when you fuck her

Not a guy in this thread isn't full of shit. You'd do her, you'd take pics then you'd come here and say "Oh yeah I fucked this shit out of it."

I think we need to oust the 12 yr olds who signed up trying to sound tough and get a free glimpse of what they can't get in real life.

she's beat

Tell her to get the fuck out, cause im beat and need some sleep and come back when your shirts off

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Originally posted by RumDum

You know what, on second thought, Fuck it. Just don't tell anyone.

i second that!



...but tell nobody!

"Rosie, get off the remote control, the races are about to start."

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Originally posted by ev1l0ne

"Rosie, get off the remote control, the races are about to start."

Poke out my eyes and then fuck her

call my mom

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Originally posted by tequila64

roll her over and put her face in the pillow and take care of myself what you cant see cant hurt you

Personally I would have put the American flag over her head and fuck her for the U.S.A.

I'd donkey punch her ass!