Limericks

awesome... I wish aye were Irish...

Was a man from Belfast
With balls made of Brass
In stormy weather
They clanged together
And lightning shot out his ass.

there was a man from enis....

my beard goes to my toes
i never wears any clothes
i wraps my hair
around my bare
and down the road i goes

There was a young lady from Leeds,
Who swallowed six packets of seeds,
Small shoots of grass,
sprout forth from her ass,
And her pussy was covered with weeds.

There was a young man name of Skinner,
Who invited his lady for dinner,
They sat down to dine,
At a quarter to nine,
And by half past ten It was in her.

There once was a man from Boston, Mass
Whos balls were made of solid brass
As they clinged together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ass

There once was a girl named Jill
Who tried Dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina,
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

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Originally posted by PuffLuv

There was a young lass from Wheeling,
Who had a very peculiar feeling.
She layed on her back and tickled her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling!

Tubgirl?