Limericks

I met a young man from Trent,
Whose pecker was so long that it bent.
To save him some trouble he stuck it in double,
so instead of coming he went!

There was a young lass from Wheeling,
Who had a very peculiar feeling.
She layed on her back and tickled her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling!

Once there was a n00b
making stupid threads and not posting boobs
then along came jack to pick up the slack
and presto! Let there be b00bs

Just kidding. Probably a fun forum thread, though.

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Originally posted by Jack

Just kidding. Probably a fun forum thread, though.

thats what i thought

*moved to fun forum*

there once was a man from nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped of his chin
"if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it"

there once was a girl from Nantucket
whose pussy was big as a bucket
I put my dick in
and said with a grin
I'm gonna need a fence post to fuck it

Not a bad attack, Jack. My compliments!

There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said "that last shag was delicious" ....
"But next time you cum"
"Can u cum up me bum"
"Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!"

There once was a girl from Aboritzwith
Who used to take flour to the mill to bake crisps with,
But the miller's son Jack,
laid her flat on her back,
and united the organs they pissed with

There was a young Lady called tart
Who felt she needed a fart
She stepped outside
And to her surprise
Blew over a horse and cart

There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint

There was an old pervert from Notts,
Who loved licking young ladies botts;
Whilst rimming one tart,
She passed a wet fart;
And covered his face in brown spots

All over the bed we did roam
I swear from my mouth I did foam
I was just fit to pop
When we both had to stop..
As a voice said "Hey honey, I'm home!!"

Hahhahah these are hilarious.

there was a man from peru
he dremed he was was eaitng a shoe
he awoke with a fright in the middlle of the night
to find that his dream had came true

limericks have five lines

The once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She was ugly as shit
and missing a tit
But look at the money he saved

There once was a man named Sprocket
Who went to the moon on a rocket
the rocket when bang
his balls went sprang
and he found his prick in his pocket

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Originally posted by Sirius29

The once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She was ugly as shit
and missing a tit
But look at the money he saved

I like this one, about this Dave