Just in time for the Preakness

> > Horses in the race are:
> >
> > 1. Passionate Lady
> > 2. Clean Sheets
> > 3. Bare Belly
> > 4. Thighs
> > 5. Silk Panties
> > 6. Big Johnson
> > 7. Conscience
> > 8. Heavy Bosum
> > 9. Jockey Shorts
> > 10. Merry Cherry
> >
> > At the post:
> >
> > They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts
> > and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured.
> > Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very
> > tight spot.
> >
> > At the Halfway mark:
> >
> > It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed
> > in. Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
> > Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly
> > is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
> >
> > At the Stretch:
> >
> > Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final
> > drive. Passionate Lady is comming.
> >
> > At the Finish:
> >
> > Its Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
> > everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but
> > Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosum weakens
> > and Thighs pull up. Clean Sheets never had a chance

clay38 is bored. look at all his posts with no replies

hey, that was pretty inventive and funny

yeah i liked it! if it is his own, nice creativity!

powerflux: no need for disparaging comments! plus...his post didnt go unreplied, did it?

lol..powerflux It wasnt that I was bored as much as I was trying to add some more funny..If noone replied,owell no big deal really as long as someone liked it I dont much care...


M.D. Gigolo glade you liked it..i thought it was pretty good myself...but no I didnt come up with it..a friend in Canada sent it to me...

I also enjoyed it Love good jokes!