A student is riding a bus. He sees a beautiful, young nun ande he offcourse wants to fuck her. When the nun is getting of the bus, hes going after her but the bus driver stopps him.
-You wnat to fuck her, right?
-YES!!
-Than i'll tell you what youve got to do. This nun is going to the cemetary every night to pray. Disguise yourself with a white sheet and hide behinde a grave. When the nun prays, you just jump out and tell her that your GOD and you want to fuck her. Than she will be yourse.
The student does everything like the bus driver said. At night at the cemetary he jumps out and says to the nun:
- I'm GOD and i want to fuck you!
-OK - says the nun - but it will have to be anal sex, because i must remain virgin.
The student fuck her up the ass, and when hes done he drops his disguise and says:
-Ha! I'm not God, I'm the student from the bus!
And the nun drops her clothes and says to him:
-Ha, and i'm the bus driver !
-You wnat to fuck her, right?
-YES!!
-Than i'll tell you what youve got to do. This nun is going to the cemetary every night to pray. Disguise yourself with a white sheet and hide behinde a grave. When the nun prays, you just jump out and tell her that your GOD and you want to fuck her. Than she will be yourse.
The student does everything like the bus driver said. At night at the cemetary he jumps out and says to the nun:
- I'm GOD and i want to fuck you!
-OK - says the nun - but it will have to be anal sex, because i must remain virgin.
The student fuck her up the ass, and when hes done he drops his disguise and says:
-Ha! I'm not God, I'm the student from the bus!
And the nun drops her clothes and says to him:
-Ha, and i'm the bus driver !
