^^fantasises about martha stewart's big, fat, old brother malcolm
NaughtyGypsy 18 years ago
^^ drinks out of the toilet without flushing
^^drinks raw sewage as an abject pleasure
^^caught chlamydia from Honda_X
^^caught gonorrhia from NaughtyGypsy
^caught herpes from Ron Jeremy
^^caught AIDS from Punnani
^enjoys the smell of sweaty balls on his chin...
^^is allergic to penicillin
rainbowdemon 18 years ago
^
Likes to have sex with purple pillows.
^^still grows his own and it's NOT hydro
^^smokes John Stamos's buttcrack
^licks john stamos's butt
^^thinks 56K dial up is the bomb
^thinks highspeed makes him less of a tool
^^ hiding behind nonchalantness avy.
^hiding behind a naked dude, with his dick camouflaged in his ass.
sleeps with his mouse cause its the only pet that doesnt run away