I bow in the presence of greatness....

There have been many a day I emerged from the bathroom, butt cheeks clenched tight in amazement to what I had just launched. But this young man has outdone me, hands down.

That had ta hurt.

surprised he's smiling, what with passing the horns and all...

Pfft..big deal.

I once shit a guy trying to steal my bike.

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

surprised he's smiling, what with passing the horns and all...

They're antlers, not horns. There's a difference!!

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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They're antlers, not horns. There's a difference!!

Not for me....I wouldn't smile crapping either one!

I don't think I'm going to bother looking at that picture.

That's nothing, I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

nice

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Originally posted by EricLindros

That's nothing, I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

Squeeze

Speaking of turds (Squirrels)...do you know why they are tapered at the ends?

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Originally posted by ev1l0ne

Speaking of turds (Squirrels)...do you know why they are tapered at the ends?

Ya, so your asshole doesn't slam shut

i was thinking of the same joke but not on this dear