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Originally posted by rainbowdemon
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I wouldn't like to be with a girl who wouldn't be giving me favours such as this one
Ordinarily, I would agree with this. But this girl wants to be spoiled. That means you bring HER the beers. Or whatever else she wants!!
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Originally posted by SvenTheNinjå
Name: Sven
Age: eternal
Body type: strange
How do you know me/do you know me?: i know you but you dont exactly know me
Will you spoil me endlessly: only with my rocking guitar
Favorite emoticon on here:(mostly used on that fucker ETV) BTW:
Favorite Cartoon: no
Any other comments:In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like Chill homies, Ill handle this crap.
The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like You think you are so cool, but guess what, youre not. Good luck dying! Then the king replied Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?
Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like Woooooooooooow! He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail
When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like Yeah right. and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said hello to.
Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his friggn ass off about how stupid the pirates were.
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and have a g/f allready
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum
oh fuck... is that you? what do i have to do to get your phone number baby?
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum
oh fuck... is that you? what do i have to do to get your phone number baby?
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