girlfriend's cooter

lmao @ another n64 game

"never underestimate the stupidity of others"

he should have just spat on it ent the guy never watched a porno.

haha damm thats funny

Damn- he keeps that up he'll be someone else's girlfriend... Bubba's!

your an idiot

i wonder if he will try crisco next time

hey, what's wrong with butter?












BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

how stupid do you have to be? use cooking oil; its not solid. just don't be an idiot and microwave it first. or hell, just use some lotion.

well well what ever happens

0.1 pound of butter - 20 cents
microwave - 100$
2 shitty video games - 30$
one burned cooter freshly served - priceless

suntan lotion... so that she doesnt get a sunburn; i mean its a lotion so itll suffice as a lubricant

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Originally posted by the__professor

suntan lotion... so that she doesnt get a sunburn; i mean its a lotion so itll suffice as a lubricant

I guess that's why they call you the professor....right?

I think the professor got his equations mixed up!

i guess you're right....

maybe suntan lotion wouldnt work... or maybe it will; one of you will just have to try it out and tell us

burned cooter sounds sort of tasty when you think about it....

taste like chicken?

or sliced beef with a hint of tuna?

edit: does anyone notice the age difference? it's kinda sick as it is... he prolly thought she was jailbait and to get rid of the temptation, decided to burn her cooter...