girlfriend's cooter

ummm... fucking duh.. that's all I have to say to him

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

he said he heard you have to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit properl .... i wonder if he knows thats not where the dicks going to go.

beat me to it FeFe, i was thinking the same thing.

1 hot buttered cooter to go lol


sounds like a snack you get at the movies

omfg thats the best thing I have ever read in my life

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

he said he heard you have to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit properl .... i wonder if he knows thats not where the dicks going to go.


i think its even funnier that he used the word cooter (not sure why). this CANT be real, but i like it.

he probably didnt know. 22 years old and never did it before ummm yeah right

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Originally posted by bangme

1 hot buttered cooter to go lol


sounds like a snack you get at the movies

i`d like it with chocolate flavour....

you guys were supposed to help me out. now i am grounded. i gave her five n64 games and she still kept crying.

He is dumber than Jeff614

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Originally posted by trustno.1

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1 hot buttered cooter to go lol


sounds like a snack you get at the movies

i`d like it with chocolate flavour....
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i think a cherry flavor may be sweeter....................
then again and can be tart too

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Originally posted by Drakulya

He is dumber than Jeff614

ha ha funny shit.

SoCal's observations:

1. This could have been worse, he could have busted out the salsa.
2. WTF is up with those games? You figured he would have given her something better than Diddy Kong Racing and Griffey Baseball. What, was Rogue Squadron too much to part with to have sex?
3. FeFe has an amazing facisnation with anal, where's that audio clip again? Oh yeah, c:\wbwsaved\fefewantsthetrsintheass.mpg

In closing,

: holds out hands and offers FeFe his spare Atari 2600 console and Dig Dug game :

No way, Dig Dug was cool, here, this game SUCKED!

: holds out hands and offers FeFe his spare Atari 2600 console and ET game :

Now, GIVE ME ANAL BABY!!!

e.t. kicked ass. got lube?

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by socal
SoCal's observations:

1. This could have been worse, he could have busted out the salsa.
2. WTF is up with those games? You figured he would have given her something better than Diddy Kong Racing and Griffey Baseball. What, was Rogue Squadron too much to part with to have sex?
3. FeFe has an amazing facisnation with anal, where's that audio clip again? Oh yeah, c:\wbwsaved\fefewantsthetrsintheass.mpg

In closing,

: holds out hands and offers FeFe his spare Atari 2600 console and Dig Dug game :

No way, Dig Dug was cool, here, this game SUCKED!

: holds out hands and offers FeFe his spare Atari 2600 console and ET game :

Now, GIVE ME ANAL BABY!!!

For those who doubt how much E.T. sucked, red the "Did you know" fact on this page:
http://www.atariage.com/software_page.html?SoftwareLabelID=157

wow it just goes to say that truly 99.9% of the people in the world are retarded lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

If it wasn't so stupid. I'd think it was fake. Only in America man, only in America.

im not sure wich is worse... that she is underage (illeagle) or how stupid that he is

Even a fucking redneck would know better than to try that shit

ive always loved that word cooter