This is a place to share funny or strange things that girls had said to you in the past. I suppose I'll go first.
This past weekend I went out with a group of friends to celebrate my friend's little brother's 21st birthday. I'm kinda past that point in my life but I love to party. Anyway, after going to a few bars we all were pretty much smashed. My friend and I walked up to the bar to get a drink and these two girls just started hanging on me and feel my ass and what not. So I ask for a pic and the one girl ditches out saying she doesn't want to get posted. The other girl stayed and was really frisky. She was begging me to give her ass a hard squeeze, and every time I did she would yell woohoo! So I was like" you wanna go make out"? She said yes so I took her outside and we got down to business. While this was going on I happen to notice a wedding ring on her finger. I asked her if she was married and she dodged the question by continuing to make out. I thought maybe she wears it to keep the creepers away. She started grabbing on my Dick and I stuck my hand down her pants. I was thinking this is going great. A fit blonde with no effort at all. Then all of a sudden she stops looks me straight in the eyes and says, " I don't believe in Christianity". Then walks away. Huh, wtf?.. Despite blacking out most of the night that phrase was the first thing I thought about in the morning. I just couldn't figure it out. Was that her response to my marriage inquiry? Did she think I was Jesus(I've been growing a beard for a month for an authentic Halloween costume)? I'll probably remember it forever.
Let's hear what you guys have got. I want to hear some funny shit. Weird works too.
This past weekend I went out with a group of friends to celebrate my friend's little brother's 21st birthday. I'm kinda past that point in my life but I love to party. Anyway, after going to a few bars we all were pretty much smashed. My friend and I walked up to the bar to get a drink and these two girls just started hanging on me and feel my ass and what not. So I ask for a pic and the one girl ditches out saying she doesn't want to get posted. The other girl stayed and was really frisky. She was begging me to give her ass a hard squeeze, and every time I did she would yell woohoo! So I was like" you wanna go make out"? She said yes so I took her outside and we got down to business. While this was going on I happen to notice a wedding ring on her finger. I asked her if she was married and she dodged the question by continuing to make out. I thought maybe she wears it to keep the creepers away. She started grabbing on my Dick and I stuck my hand down her pants. I was thinking this is going great. A fit blonde with no effort at all. Then all of a sudden she stops looks me straight in the eyes and says, " I don't believe in Christianity". Then walks away. Huh, wtf?.. Despite blacking out most of the night that phrase was the first thing I thought about in the morning. I just couldn't figure it out. Was that her response to my marriage inquiry? Did she think I was Jesus(I've been growing a beard for a month for an authentic Halloween costume)? I'll probably remember it forever.
Let's hear what you guys have got. I want to hear some funny shit. Weird works too.