Finish this sentence

... and then I used words that were to confusing for dumass111 (hence the name) and he suddenly....

disappeared back into nastyone's ass, forever until....

southpaw licked his own balls and the world started to . . .

(WTF?)

...magically tilt and texas fell of the map, forever....

and ever and so the towns people rejoiced because

it was just in their nature. I was a long celebration, at it was always capped off when the entire town got together for a...

Fancy hat party, they my may have been poor but had class!
And at the part Mr. Bungsworf arrived late and said to the host Ms. Tinkelbi im sorry, I was in the middle of

an orgy and lost track. I forgot what was happening because Jenna Bush was sitting in front of me wearing...

nothing but an empty whiskey bottle in her hand so that i...

..... or at least thought i would do, but suddenly ....

threw her out of the house because...

...after the liquor wore off, it turned out she was my...

nightmare because ...

her father is a god damn idiot, and I could never...

imagine him as anything but a giant pussy that is to dumb to even be able to ride a bicycle because....

of all the coke he did back in the day with...

his mother, on the bathroom floor, while she was trying to teach him how to wipe his......

nose so nobody would see it, but being a dumbass cokehead he forgot and...

walked into the press conference with a white mustachce. Everybody pointed at him and.....

got milk? then he farted and