Finish this sentence

Double6 saying get your arses in the spam thread so we can start a new one then....

i heard a very loud bang on my door

i opened and was very surprised to see ...

its a little kitty ...

with a bow round its neck, so as i bent down to pick it up....

a fucking hot brunette start calling ...

so I shot myself...

but i missed

what loser im ..

but shot the kitty

unfortunately, somebody called the police because they heard the shooting....

and PETA showed up at my door....

so I promply made a donation, showed them my vegeburgers and turned tail (no pun intended) and......

closed the door so that I could ...

shoot myself again.....

with a home made diarrhea gun made from..

a piece of PVC piping and some....

liquified poo that I had been saving in a...

..bottle for many years to...



i´m back!

hand out as Christmas presents to all the little boys and girls (who tee peed my house) because....