Finish The Sentence, Vol 6

since my penis needs a little fattening, i like to....

...rub it real hard,untill...

....it swells to the the size of a.....

...giant coconut of the sort you can only find...

... in the back alley of the butcher shop downtown. When the coconut is ready....

...you take a machete and...

..masturbate on the coconut, scrape off the goo with the machete and then....

serve the goo as a delicacy to all of those you hate, including...

your boss, your ex-wife and the wierd pygmy guy from down....

at my former employer's office. Then I'd blindfold each one of them and..

...force them to eat my home made blood sausages, made from the recipe I got from.....

the blood sausage chefs of America website, also know as the.....

...the "most deadly recipes",and then all the people you...

...know would turn into funny mushroom shaped objects that would....

get you high if you smoked them in a bong, considering...

yellow lake5 cheesy cheetos all over your face after going through a binge at the local snaps, not noticing the lucid dream of a phychotic...

cashier with a hare lip and a buck tooth looking into your eye as if she were...

about to use you as a human loofa on her caloused...

i cant believe you said "loofa" and spelled it right

buttocks, sore from the time you tried to.....