E-mail jokes

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and
drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind
began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: I am
very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the
corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of
the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the
line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.



The second guy says: Da! mn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and
joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a
very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage
to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the
assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for
his birthday.



The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my
pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities
and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became
very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq
ft mansion specially for his friend.



The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of
theirs sons. The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and
asked: What'! s going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the
three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our
sons. And then he asked, What about your son? The forth man replied: My son
is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three
friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a
disappointment you must feel. The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed.
Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and
joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed
and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new
jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.

It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it.

Here is one with none:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then
a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
however,the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in

Subject: FW: True Story....lol

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away.
The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.
The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.

True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting and Reported on Paul Harvey's radio commentary.

ok...that third joke was also told in the movie "good will hunting"