Drinking slang

a two-four
a case of 24 bottles of beer

AGB
Stands for "After Grog Bog". I know it is commonly used in Queensland, Australia, but I'm not sure where else. It refers to the somewhat messy experience in the morning after a hard night at the local.

Alcohol abuse
when someone spills their beer or other alcoholic beverage - it is, of course, a play on the more serious issue of alcoholism.

Beer-thirty
common to military, used when you've had a hard, rough working day and you punch out to go drink.

Beer Coupons
Another term for money. Why do we work? To earn enough money to drink beer. Having money in your pocket is only good for one thing and thats buying beer.

Beer hunter
A drinking game, based on the russian roulette scene in The Deerhunter. You get a 6 pack of cans, shake one up, mix them up and then pass them around. Each contestant holds his/her can to the ear and opens. One person ends up with an ear full of froth, five people get to laugh drunkenly.

Drunk-mark
Unknown. As in, "Dang! I got a drunk-mark on my arm." An abrasion or cut found on oneself that seems to have appeared by magic, because for the life of you, you can't remember where or how you got it. It's just a drunk-mark.

Farm Drunk
Can't believe this one isn't already in here! It's Texan slang for the state of being too drunk to walk, and then having six more.

Hangin' with Ralph
Similar to "hugging the porcelein goddess" and vomiting after drinking. "ralphing" is onomatopoetic.

Johnny Walker Wisdom
When you get so drunk you think you are smart and facinating to those around you. First heard from the Leonard Cohen song "Closin' Time".

juice card
Received on one's 21st birthday. That magical moment you can pull out your ID (juice card) and buy some drinks!

Muzzy
high level of being drunk, all fucked up, but in a cool, smooth kinda way. may be from an ohio punk movement muzzy-drunk, muzzies

One for the ditch
This is the last drink you have before you make your departure.

One Pot Screamer
Someone who becomes drunk after 1 or 2 beers (Pots) and becomes 'a bit of an idiot.' Used thus:
"Don't worry about him Mate, he's a one pot screamer."

Party Foul
Any blooper, bumble or spill of alcohol, bong-water, etc. Used extensively in California

Pickled
Gingerly inebriated, not quite drunk

Pissed
Most common name for drunk in the UK, but interesting because, in the US, the word usually means angry.

pound
To drink very quickly, ex.. go pound a few beers.

Road loading
Drinking while driving on the country roads

roadside olympics
Prior to issuing a blood alcohol test, a police officer may use a series of mental tests and coordination tests to ascertain if a driver is drunk. These tests are colloquially known as the roadside olympics, and include walking in a straight line heel-to-toe, standing on one foot with your eyes closed, touching your nose with your eyes closed, and reciting the alphabet.

swill a few
drink a few beers

U.P.I.
Unidentified Party Injury
Same as drunk-mark, and more inclusive of various liquids than UBB. This expression was used frequently by myself and my high school friends while trying to account for mysterious markings following a party.

UBB
Acronym for "unidentified beer bruise."
See "drunk mark."

Vertically challenged
the one friend at the party who just can't seem to stay standing

Vitamin V
Vodka

whiskey dick
The inability to achieve an erection after consumption of alcohol.

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Originally posted by scott2

Party Foul
Any blooper, bumble or spill of alcohol, bong-water, etc. Used extensively in California

Ah, yes... I know this one all too well!

Beer Goggling
The more you drink, the more attractive ugly chicks get... Probably the scariest thing than can happen while drinking!

Walk of Shame
The walk home after sleeping with someone whose name you don't know. (Usually caused by Beer Goggling)

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Pissed
Most common name for drunk in the UK, but interesting because, in the US, the word usually means angry.

someone should've told me that beforehand...

slushed
wasted
off your face
on the terps
liquid diet

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Originally posted by scott2

whiskey dick
The inability to achieve an erection after consumption of alcohol.

In my locale, "whiskey dick" is that magical state of very-drunk-but-not-too-drunk, such that you can achieve about 80-85% erection, be hard enough to have sex, but drunk enough (i.e. sufficiently sensory-depressed) to go at it vigorously for an extended duration without climaxing while your female partner climaxes many times.

When the young lady in quesion realizes that you have deliberately forgone some of the intensity of stimulation so you could last longer for her benefit, she'll love you (read: blowjob/breakfast in bed/both) in the morning.

Just my .02...

plastered